Say it with a shirt

I like shirts that say something. Not anything as serious as a political opinion, but something funny yet true. Some of my meaningful shirts are quite old and not really my style any longer, so I don't wear then anymore. Except when I'm home lying on a couch all day. The only bad thing is that I don't like loose clothes very much, but all the shirts with nice prints tend to be loose.
I arranged them from the newest to the oldest. For some reason.

I will stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour.

Boyfriends are overrated. No matter what my dating friend says.

It's the most terrible time of the year. I mean mostly the part
when we have to be at school in winter. And autumn. And spring.

Because Paris is always a good idea.

Pardon my french.

Two words, one finger. This one I don't even use
anymore, but the print is just too good.